National Health Care?
Have you been following any of our government's machinations recently? I have and I have come away with hope and great expectations. I see business opportunities galore. When you consider that our government could bring to the health care system all the benefits and stream lined access they have brought to the US tax code my heart skips a beat. The simple application of the Paper Reduction Act to our total life will provide huge incentive for my plan.
So here's the plan -
I will develop a software module (I think I'll call it Turbo-Life but that is pending discussions with Intuit)that will do nothing but verify that you are a sentient human with a need and recommend the add-on modules you must purchase to apply to our government to have those needs met.
I can envision:
Turbo-transportation - will prepare the application for all your personal travel needs. While this module will generally result in the issuance of mass transit chits, it will have a direct link to Government Motors to allow the selection of the appropriate EPA/IPCC/AlGore approved personal transportation module (a car). The module will automatically limit your choices to those vehicles appropriate (based on emissions and fuel consumption) for the climate determined appropriate for your national geographic area this year.
Turbo-housing - this is a major module because it will take into account the size of your family, your current standing with the party in power, your contributions to that party, your climate desires (the government will be controlling that too). The design would work best with a direct link to that other add-on module, Turbo-Tax, to determine these financial questions directly from your federal income tax return.
Turbo-protection - to apply for police protection for you and your loved ones (who are minors or children between the age of 18 and 24 but still attending school full time for that WASL approved diploma, or your spouse/partner/significant other, who live in the same house (either full time or at least 50% of the time) granted by the Turbo-housing application filed via an optional Turbo-Life add on module, purchased separately)
Turbo-Health - will produce a complete federal application for any 'general health' services you think you require. Note that this module will create an application to see your general practitioner/nurse/chiropractor/witch doctor/voodooist and should not be confused with the application necessary be approved to schedule an appointment with a specialist for special services. The Turbo-Specialist module is a separate piece of software that can be purchased and installed in conjunction with Turbo-Life. This module alone will spawn a series of purchase recommendations for Turbo-Allergy, Turbo-Vision, Turbo-Heart, Turbo-Psychiatric, Turbo-Ad nauseam.
Of course Turbo-Tax will be a required module under Turbo-Life and will determine your fair share.
Purchase price is still to be determined but I figure the base module at $89.99 and all sub-modules at $69.99 with discounts for purchasing multiple modules at the same time.
And of course since not everyone has a home computer there will be a cell phone module (everyone has at least one of those) available called Turbo-Cell for a PC that will create your application for a free government home computer.
I will be rich!
Wait, the government will be rich since most of my future income will be paid in taxes to cover all these services. Unless I can get access to the Turbo-Tax source code. Hmmmm, I think I'm coming up with a new plan.
So here's the plan -
I will develop a software module (I think I'll call it Turbo-Life but that is pending discussions with Intuit)that will do nothing but verify that you are a sentient human with a need and recommend the add-on modules you must purchase to apply to our government to have those needs met.
I can envision:
Turbo-transportation - will prepare the application for all your personal travel needs. While this module will generally result in the issuance of mass transit chits, it will have a direct link to Government Motors to allow the selection of the appropriate EPA/IPCC/AlGore approved personal transportation module (a car). The module will automatically limit your choices to those vehicles appropriate (based on emissions and fuel consumption) for the climate determined appropriate for your national geographic area this year.
Turbo-housing - this is a major module because it will take into account the size of your family, your current standing with the party in power, your contributions to that party, your climate desires (the government will be controlling that too). The design would work best with a direct link to that other add-on module, Turbo-Tax, to determine these financial questions directly from your federal income tax return.
Turbo-protection - to apply for police protection for you and your loved ones (who are minors or children between the age of 18 and 24 but still attending school full time for that WASL approved diploma, or your spouse/partner/significant other, who live in the same house (either full time or at least 50% of the time) granted by the Turbo-housing application filed via an optional Turbo-Life add on module, purchased separately)
Turbo-Health - will produce a complete federal application for any 'general health' services you think you require. Note that this module will create an application to see your general practitioner/nurse/chiropractor/witch doctor/voodooist and should not be confused with the application necessary be approved to schedule an appointment with a specialist for special services. The Turbo-Specialist module is a separate piece of software that can be purchased and installed in conjunction with Turbo-Life. This module alone will spawn a series of purchase recommendations for Turbo-Allergy, Turbo-Vision, Turbo-Heart, Turbo-Psychiatric, Turbo-Ad nauseam.
Of course Turbo-Tax will be a required module under Turbo-Life and will determine your fair share.
Purchase price is still to be determined but I figure the base module at $89.99 and all sub-modules at $69.99 with discounts for purchasing multiple modules at the same time.
And of course since not everyone has a home computer there will be a cell phone module (everyone has at least one of those) available called Turbo-Cell for a PC that will create your application for a free government home computer.
I will be rich!
Wait, the government will be rich since most of my future income will be paid in taxes to cover all these services. Unless I can get access to the Turbo-Tax source code. Hmmmm, I think I'm coming up with a new plan.
